Some thoughts on vision

On Sunday, my right eye started feeling wonky.  I was at church when it started feeling weird, so I just ignored it, and sort of forgot about it until I took my contact out that night.  I was hoping sleep would cure the problem, but it still felt weird Monday morning, so I tried not wearing the contact on my right eye.  I even borrowed one of Frank's pirate eye patches for a while.  It was annoying not having vision in both eyes, so around lunch time I caved and threw the other contact back in.  Anyway, this morning, it is still bloodshot and weird, so I thought I better give my eye a break from contacts.  I dug up a seriously old pair of glasses and boy is it fun.  They make me motion sick.  And because they are old, the prescription is off a bit, so my vision is a little funny.  The strangest part is that everything seems little.  When I got the bread out to make Frank's sandwich, it seemed so much smaller than usual.  Then I looked at my hands, and they are miniature.  Everything seems so small...  It's kind of trippy.  I hope my eye feels better soon, because perceiving the world in a non-usual way is weirding me out. 
I'm not sure what's wrong with my eye.  It's not goopy or swollen or anything alarming.  It just feels like I fell asleep with a contact in, or wore a contact for too long or something.  A little dry and irritated.  Hopefully it will just happily correct itself soon, because I miss having my lenses floating directly on my eyeball.  When they are like an inch in front of your eyeball it changes everything.