Over three dozen. That's right. I have over three dozen eggs in my refrigerator. You might be asking yourself why anyone in their right mind would have that many eggs, and therein lies the answer. I am not in my right mind. I've been feeling lousy. I always manage to get a cold in the summer just when I feel certain that cold season is over. Plus, I'm in one of those funks, where you've got too much to do, and can't manage to get anything done. I flirted with the idea of taking a few pictures of my desk, shower, etc, and posting them to demonstrate the exact amount of chaos that has taken over my life, but it was just too embarrassing.
So due to the cold (I hope), I have lost my mind. I've had to run to the store a few times over the past week, and apparently, I grab a dozen eggs every time, just in case.
So if you need an egg, you know who to call.
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2 months ago
I was doing that with sour cream. Unfortunately, I don't have a good excuse like you. I just kept buying a tub of sour cream every time I went to the store and never eating any.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon. Maybe you'll discover that eggs are a super cold-fighting food.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going to say that you found some remedy for colds that involved a lot of egg. It's good to hear that you are human, Shelly. We were all beginning to wonder...
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